Forget the Guns and Stash the Beer!

When I came up to Swim in a bar he lifted his shirt and showed off 6 Victorias lining his waist like he was packing heat in a Mexican Cantina. " Hey Rog, ya wanna beer?" Of course how could I turn him down. Anyone with the forthought and balls to sneak in a full 6 pack of bottled beers has to be someone worth drinking with. I was so impressed with this that not long ago I had to give it a try myself. Of course I thought to myself I'll just carry in one beer hidden under my jacket. I felt like an outlaw making my way through the bouncers at the door. Once in I casually opened my 9 peso beer while rocking to an old Doors tune. It felt good to be a little crazy. Hey I still bought a couple more from the bar that night but the first one was more refreshing.